1.) I feel that social security numbers are just tracking numbers to keep tabs on us and that eventually we'll
have RFID tracking devices implanting in us at birth so the government will know where we're are at all times.
2.) I will build a bomb shelter underneath my house for whenever the US starts testing bombs to wipe out the
Middle East. Right now it's just cardboard and leaves, but if anyone has plutonium lying around, let me know.
3.) I believe that Tomagotchi (those pet computer thingees) became big because Japan and America had an agreement
that as long as America kept people obese so they could be recruited by sumo leagues, Japan would supply them with Tomagotchi's.
4.) School is heavily led by capatalists who are bent on driving teenagers to stressful breaking points (hence
the ACT and SAT).
